Support group from hell

I have this horrifically bad (and dirty sounding) obsession with having things in my mouth > > Usually a pen or even my fingers at times. I like to chew, lick and suck on various objects, mmk.

Esu made me do it.
Though credit goes to for sealing the deal on this.

I demand everyone make one D<

1. Draw yourself sitting in a steel folding chair
2. Write an introductory phrase (ie; hello), along with your name
3. Say you have a problem ):
4. Say what the problem is. "I'm an ______ addict". (noun in the blank.)
5. Post as dA ID
6. ???
7. Profit!